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    Dost Banaande Chalo

    Zindagi Badi Lammi Hai, Dost Banaande Chalo,
    Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milande Chalo,
    Taj-Mahal Banauna Tan Bada Mehenga Hai,
    Par Hai Ik Gali Vich Ik Mumtaz Banade Chalo…

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    Lodd Pehn Te Sade Kol Aake Beh Jandi,
    Galaan Mithiya Karke Jattan De Dil Kadd K Leh Jandi,
    Oh Bahuti Hushiyaar C, Asin Bhole Galaan Vich Hee Aa Gaye,
    Ba Vich Hoge Fail, Aj Saale Yaar V Majnu Kehke Bulaah Gaye,

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    Hanju Tere Akh Meri

    Hanju Tere Hon Akh Meri Hove
    Satt Tere Laggey Dard Mainu Hove
    Rab Kare Sadi Dosti Ini Gehri Hove
    Ke Kutt Tenu Pavey Galti Meri Hove

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    Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
    dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
    Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
    Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
    Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
    mere kol leke na aya karo.


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    A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.

    "My kaka is ill ek week da.
    Na eat da na sleep da,
    bas weep da te cheek da,
    nalay nak v leak da."
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