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  • #31
    Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

    Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then, For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
    Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!


    • #32
      A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don't you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack!"

      "Oh, that's okay," said the guy, exhaling smoke, "I'm a programmer."

      "What's that got to do with anything?" she asked.

      He answered, "Programmers ignore warnings; we only care about errors!"


      • #33
        Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
        Preeto-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
        Master-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?


        • #34
          Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
          Gangubai: Kaun?
          Santa: Main!
          Gangubai: Main Kaun?
          Santa: Tu Gangubai...


          • #35
            Teacher: Sab log essay likho cricket par.
            Santa Chupchap bhaitha Hua Tha.
            Teacher: Santa tum Kyo essay nahi likh rahe ho?
            Santa: Kyoki match rain ki wajah se ruk gaya


            • #36
              A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.

              She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."

              "I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied.

              The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."


              • #37
                Pappu ne homework pura nahi kiya
                Teacher (Pappu se): tum jaanawar ho jaanawar.
                Pappu: maaloom hai.
                Teacher: wo kaise?
                Pappu: papa mujhe ulloo ka pattha, mummy mujhe gadha, daada jee sher ka beta aur dadi bandar kahati hai.


                • #38
                  On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

                  "Tell us, Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

                  Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness - and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."


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