View Full Version : Only when he's drunk

09-08-2006, 11:02 AM
A man and his wife were driving on the
highway when a state policeman appeared in
their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull
over. The man pulls over and the officer
approaches the car:

State cop: License and registration please
Man: I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the
State cop: I clocked you on radar doing
Man: There must be some mistake, I was only
going 65.
Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!

State cop: I'm also citing you for having a
tail light out.
Man: But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.

Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for
two months.
State cop: I'm also fining you for not
wearing your seat belt.
Man: But officer, I just took it off as you
were approaching my car.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your
seat belt.
Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!

State cop: Ma'am, does he always talk to you
this way?
Wife: Only when he's drunk.......

- Chahat

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09-08-2006, 06:21 PM
Hahaha....very Interesting~~~

09-08-2006, 06:28 PM
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver.