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viru
07-25-2006, 02:48 AM
Once Bill Clinton invited Lalu Prasad to see his country. Lalu was surprised and asked him how he managed to make so much money in such a small time. Bill Clinton told him: `Can you see that bridge? 40% money in bridge and 60% in my pocket.`
After a few months, Lalu invited Bill tp India. Bill was surprised by his progress and was forced to ask how he managed to make so much money in such a small time. Laloo took him to an open space and asked: `can you see that bridge?` Bill answered: `No, I can`t see any bridge, there is no bridge there.` Lalu answered: `100% money in my pocket and no bridge`!

sunil
07-26-2006, 03:58 AM
Lshmbh :d :d

viru
07-26-2006, 04:10 AM
Lshmbh :d :d
Sunil; What do you mean?

sunil
07-26-2006, 04:15 AM
Sunil; What do you mean?
Oh! Sorry Viru it means "Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts" :D :D

viru
07-26-2006, 04:43 AM
Oh! Sorry Viru it means "Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts" :D :D
Oh! Nice, Sunil!

YOUTH INDIA
07-26-2006, 07:20 AM
Hi viru,
thats funny. plz share with us more.

Yash Preet
07-26-2006, 09:41 PM
Ok it great joke.
i like it. :)

viru
07-31-2006, 12:08 PM
Hi viru,
thats funny. plz share with us more.
okey! Thanks!
Ok it great joke.
i like it. .
Thanks all
Here is another!

Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English,
so he invited him
over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur.
Bill announces to the
nation that they should not be disturbed during
the tuition inside > >the Whitehouse,
they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts
teaching Laloo English.
Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no
sign of them coming
out.The whole country and its economy has come to
a standstill, and
press, newsreporters from all over the world are
waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At
last one day, the
door opens, and out comes Laloo - beaming his
resplendant white
smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill
looks totally dazed,
his clothes are torn, his hair is completely
ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his
face. The shocked
reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.Clinton ?"
Bill Clinton replies : "Ee... babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"
tumar shunta hai....to shamjo..hum chalte hai...hahaha..... :D

YOUTH INDIA
08-01-2006, 04:59 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D :D
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho :p :p
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

viru
08-02-2006, 09:42 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D :D
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho :p :p
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Here is another........

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

Yash Preet
08-07-2006, 09:44 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D

Oh my god that's Really great!

Oh i can't shop my Laugh :D

viru
08-08-2006, 06:21 AM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D

Oh my god that's Really great!

Oh i can't shop my Laugh :D
you can post Lalu`s secrets here........plz come and enjoy.,, :D

Yash Preet
08-09-2006, 09:54 PM
haaaaaaaaaaa!

Ok!

any new joke on Lalu.
I am waiting for new one joke! :D

viru
08-10-2006, 11:19 AM
Brijesh Kumar:
Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ?
Laloo : I m a Saggitarian!
Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari?
Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

Yash Preet
08-10-2006, 10:04 PM
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's one also very good.
once more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I allways Keen to read this Section"lalu's Secret"

Keep it up! :)

viru
08-13-2006, 05:20 AM
Laloo's Son Marriage

Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...... Yes"

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

This is how business is done!!!

Yash Preet
08-13-2006, 09:45 PM
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

that's really Great business man deal!

:D