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priyapatel
07-09-2006, 11:58 PM
A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Sardar , cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and
Bangladeshi. He says "In Delhi we have so many Pakis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

India1989
07-10-2006, 09:26 PM
:) lmao. Lol. rofl. man this one was the funniest. Great joke. Nice joke.

Liked it. simply great jokes.

Yash Preet
07-15-2006, 01:54 AM
sardar give a advertisment to his daugther in matremonial. who is working at call center.
he giving ade that she is smart, intelligent and highly paid call girl.

India1989
07-15-2006, 03:08 PM
lol that was funny too.
nice jokes.

Yash Preet
07-16-2006, 10:39 PM
you don't have any jokes to tell? what is your real name?

India1989
07-17-2006, 08:07 PM
my real name is Soumo. I do have jokes to tell but i like to tell them when i am not busy. SO i will tell the jokes maybe tomorrow.

Yash Preet
07-17-2006, 10:41 PM
ok fine .1 jok is.
daily a sardar go to his kichen and open the box of sugar. he does it daily.
tell me why.














becoze doctor tell him to check his sugar daily. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :p

miqsh
07-18-2006, 03:19 PM
this is my favourite joke

Banta was drawing money from ATM.

Santa Singh behind him in the line said, Ha! Ha! Haaa! I have seen your password.

Banta: What is it? .

Santa: It is four asterisk(****)

Banta: Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. It is 1 2 5 6

India1989
07-18-2006, 06:35 PM
yeah it is a good joke. NOw some from me

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

you guys believe it or not but one day Santa Singh and Banta Singh were found playing Chess.

Yash Preet
07-19-2006, 06:35 AM
Ant refuse to marriage with the Elephant.
every one in the shock why she is doing this.



everyone asked to the Ant why to refuse him.


Ant told that" I don't want to marry with elephant because his teeth are outside "

Yash Preet
07-19-2006, 06:40 AM
Sardar have a walk with his 3 dogs.
one person asked the name of his 3 dogs.
sardar:this is Mandeep singh
this is Sandeep Singh
this is kulvant Singh
and the person asked:"what is your name"
Sardar Said: "Tome" :D

India1989
07-19-2006, 11:20 AM
Nice jokes yash preet. People keep all this good work up. Give us some more jokes. Don't worry i will also give you guys lots of jokes.

miqsh
07-19-2006, 02:27 PM
i know some ant and elephant jokes, they are pretty good too...
here is one...

once the elephant was being chased by a bunch of hunters, he met ant on the way and asked the ant for its help to escape the hunters, the ant asked the elephant to calm down, he told that he would help him for sure. he kept thinking about it untill the hunters were a few meters away. he lastly told "you know what, we can fool them, if u hide behind me." :D the elephant died of a 'heart attack' :D for trusting the ant to come up with a good idea. :D

Yash Preet
07-19-2006, 10:22 PM
Elephant meet with a accedient.

Ant is running very fastly.
Another ant why are you run very fastly.




she did'nt say any thing and keepes on running.
then again Another ant why are you run very fastly.

she said"elephant my boyfriend is in the hospital, he need blood. so i am hurry to give blood to him"

priyapatel
07-23-2006, 01:35 AM
Elephant meet with a accedient.

Ant is running very fastly.
Another ant why are you run very fastly.




she did'nt say any thing and keepes on running.
then again Another ant why are you run very fastly.

she said"elephant my boyfriend is in the hospital, he need blood. so i am hurry to give blood to him"

HAHAHAHAHA Funnnnyyyy

India1989
07-26-2006, 11:23 PM
Elephant meet with a accedient.

Ant is running very fastly.
Another ant why are you run very fastly.




she did'nt say any thing and keepes on running.
then again Another ant why are you run very fastly.

she said"elephant my boyfriend is in the hospital, he need blood. so i am hurry to give blood to him"


haha this was very funny too. Nice jokes.

Good joke from iqbal too. Keep it up. Unfortunately i don't know much ant and elephant joke.

But here is one.

What will happen if Laloo prasad Yadav becomes our PM

Laloo Hamara Neta


What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister:

1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...

2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta

3. National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk

4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar

5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (morning), Buffalo Race (evening)

6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va

7. National Toy : A. K. 58

8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare Dozen

9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman

10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart

11. National Recreation : Pro-creation

Laloo's Slogan:

Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo,
Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo