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*** SwEeT SoHa ***
07-09-2006, 07:31 AM
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
A: To invent the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
A: To corrupt the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
A: To bankrupt the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
A: To help the patient find the other side.

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.

Q: Why do birds fly South?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

India1989
07-09-2006, 09:06 AM
Nice jokes sweet soha. Those were good ones. Post some more.

Yash Preet
07-15-2006, 01:58 AM
i donot get the jok.

vk.net
10-08-2008, 08:57 AM
Q-Nepal me kabhi chori nahi hoti???
A-Kyuki waha sabhi ghurka hai...lol