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07-03-2006, 09:32 PM
A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant’s resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, “What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?”

The former Boy Scout leader said, “Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience.” :D

2. Jokes:- :D

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s house and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I really recommend it."

The other man said, "What''s the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration and finally says to his companion, "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies, "A Carnation?"

"No. No. The other one," the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"No," growls the man, "You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, yes that''s it," the first man says.

He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what''s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

07-04-2006, 04:49 PM
Wow those were nice jokes khali. Give us some more of those jokes.

07-04-2006, 09:32 PM
Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''

George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''

And Bill Clinton's eyes light up and he says, ''Do we have time?''
:D :D :D

07-04-2006, 09:34 PM
Sleeping Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm!


Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark

Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!''
:D :D

07-06-2006, 03:01 PM
lol those were funny.

Here's one from me.

Question: What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

Answer: It gets wet.

07-09-2006, 06:28 AM
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Santa was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." Santa gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not going for the blood shed still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja (Goto sleep, O dear mosquito, goto sleep)". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So Santa goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn..., guoooonnnnn...."

*** SwEeT SoHa ***
07-09-2006, 07:32 AM
nice jokes...thnx for this nice jokes ;-)