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rajesh
05-15-2006, 12:09 PM
Full form of the company names

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

6. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

15. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster

16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.

18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

19. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

20.WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

21.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
Fools Teenagers

22.MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System
Hangs

rajesh
05-15-2006, 12:14 PM
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(it's a song marjava mitajava marjava..)

rajesh
05-15-2006, 12:19 PM
Ek Mechanical Engg. Ki Biwi ke Bachcha hua.

Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Spare part" aa gaya!

Usne reply main poocha "NUT" ya "BOLT"