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rajesh
05-14-2006, 06:05 AM
NOTE:- This forum is made with the sole consideration of amusement and it just DONíT mean to hurt or harm our sardar friends and their emotions.
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A SARDAR WITH GREAT BRAINS:

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a
fun-game.

The Sardar , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me $5,and vice versa."

Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer,
you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment,agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and
the Library of Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500.

The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks,

"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,

and goes back to sleep!:))

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A Sardarji weNt to US and had a meeting with GEORGE.W.BUSH

BUSH: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.

BUSH: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
BUSH: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
BUSH: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
BUSH: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited BUSH to India. Next year Bush
was in India


Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes BUSH to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. BUSH does.
Sardarji : more...more...more... BUSH goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything? Bush : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

India1989
05-14-2006, 09:16 AM
Wow that's fantastic. I like these jokes. Post some more.

Muskan
06-22-2006, 09:36 PM
what a funny jock just post this tipe of jocks.

punjabi_munda
06-23-2006, 02:20 AM
not bad but very long.

punjabi_munda
06-23-2006, 03:33 AM
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

India1989
06-23-2006, 10:13 AM
That's a good joke. Heard that before though. But its nice.

viru
06-24-2006, 12:35 PM
sardar to his friend -I want to gift something to my girlfriend

Friend -give her a gold ring

Sardar-Nahi Kuch Badi cheez Dus yaar

Friend MRF Ka Tyre De De.

Lucky
06-25-2006, 09:34 PM
Chota sardar raat main uttha hai aur ja ke susu kar aata hai aur fir subah mammy ko batata hai ki
"mammy main jado rati susu karan gaya to darwaja kholde hi light aapyi jal pai"
fir use di mammy kahndi hai
"oye khoteya to fir fridge wich susu kar dita"

megrisoft
06-26-2006, 04:09 AM
Nice Lucky

India1989
06-26-2006, 12:03 PM
nice ones. nice joke lucky.

i thought of saying this one.

there was this plane and a rope hanging from the plane. 11 people were hanging on the rope. 10 were Pakistanis and 1 was sardar. 1 has to go down and die or else the rope will break.

So there was huge confusion and then the sardar said that i will jump down. So he gave a very heartening speech. After the speech all the Pakis started clapping.

neha khanna
07-02-2006, 09:21 PM
a sardar to his child: idiot, inhe kam marks. do lagniya chaidian ne.
child: hain papaji, main ta us master da ghar ve dekh lita hai.

star_haris
07-05-2006, 05:31 AM
jokes were really nice.......let me post a few for u friends..........

wats the attitude?
Once there were 3 ants and they saw an elephant coming.
1st ant:we will kill him
2nd ant: we will break his legs
3rd ant: leave him dude,we are 3 and he is alone.

why love marriages are better than arranged ones?
coz
A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST

haris

India1989
07-06-2006, 03:06 PM
There was this Pathan guy and a Sardar guy who were neighbours.

Pathan guy had a hen. One day this hen laid eggs on the sardars side. The sardar claimed that the egg is his because the hen laid the egg on his garden. But the Pathan claimed that the egg was his as the hen belonged to Pathan. So there was a long argument and later the Sardar came up with an idea.

Sardar told the Pathan that who ever kicks on each other nuts the hardest wins. AFter getting hit whoever gets up earlier wins. So the Pathan agreed to this and he agreed to receive the kick first. So sardar put on his big boots and ran towards the Pathan and kicked him hard. Pathan laid down on the ground for an hour and got up. He said that it is his turn now to kick the sardar. Then the sardar said "Keep the damn egg".

Yash Preet
07-15-2006, 02:06 AM
nice one joke. change my mood. :o

honey
07-15-2006, 07:48 AM
what is the full from of singh
sardar
insan
nahi
gadha
ha


jo dil me dard deta ha use dildar kehte ha, aur jo sir me dard deta ha use sardar kehte ha


kehte ha gadhe ki aulad aur sardar ki aulad bade ho ke ek hi kam karti ha , kehte ha kya
ans,transporter

Yash Preet
07-30-2006, 09:55 PM
Nice joke. :D