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vedu
04-27-2006, 11:32 AM
This is another way to give your thinking for government policies

this is dedicated for ministers and rulers

enjoy it and send ur jokes related to politics


first from my side:

Reservation for queota


I think we should have job reservations in all the
fields. I completely support the PM and all the
politicians for promoting this. Let's start the
reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10
percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC,
SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified
accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for
an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should
be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player
should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60
runs should be declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the
pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast
balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum
speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any
delivery above this speed should be a "No Ball".

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the
100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold
medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also.
Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which
are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can
really help the country...)

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the
operations for the ministers and other politicians.
(Another way of saving the country...)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide
INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country.
Let's be proud of being an INDIAN..

May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH
long live...

India1989
04-29-2006, 01:30 AM
reservation is such a nonsense. It should be abolished.

vedu
05-02-2006, 01:52 PM
How a Minister can make bright future of his son
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Minister : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I want to choose my own bride.
Minister : But the girl is Ambani's daughter.
Son : Well, in that case......yes.

Next, the dad approaches Mukesh Ambani

Minister : I have a husband for your daughter.
Ambani : But my daughter is too young to marry.
Minister : But this young man is a vice- President of the World Bank.
Ambani : Ah, in that case.....yes.


Finally, the Minister goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Minister : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President : But I already have more vice-presi! dents than I need.
Minister : But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law.
President : Ah, in that case.......yes.

vedu
05-17-2006, 09:28 AM
Q. Whatz the difference between a secretary and a personal secretary?

Ans. The secretary sayz 'Goodmorning Sir!' The personal secretary sayz 'Its
MORNIN LUV!

vedu
05-19-2006, 12:23 PM
:
A bank manager was interviewing four very different applicants from his
short list for the position of clerical. He devised a simple test to select
the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question,
"What is two and two?" The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer
was "Twenty-two." The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a
slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001. The next
person was a lawyer.He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Cromwell two and
two was proven to be four. The last applicant was an accountant. When the
bank manager asked him, "How much is two and two?", the accountant got up
from his chair, went over and closed the door. He came back, sat down,
leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to
be?" He got the job. :D

vedu
05-19-2006, 12:32 PM
Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

It's an incentive to show up.
It reduces stress.
It leads to more honest communication.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to
hear.
It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
It encourages carpooling.
Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,you don't care.
It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.