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Monalisa
02-10-2006, 04:08 PM
:D 1)
Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain,
Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain...
Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge,
kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain....

2)
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

3)
Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...

4)
Jab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi,
Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi

5)
Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

6)
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

7)
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abe phir kiya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

8)
Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

9)
Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thi
per afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi

10)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai. :)

megrisoft
02-10-2006, 04:20 PM
Very-very nice monalisa,no!no!no! Rinto. :D

One from me:

"Aansoo mere nikle,aankhen teri ho,
dil mera dharke dhadkan teri ho,
Kudha kare dosti hamari itni gheri ho,
ke job tu kare salary meri ho"!!!!!

What say??????

Monalisa
02-10-2006, 05:04 PM
:rolleyes: :p 1)
Situation: You wanna tell your friends who your favorite heroine is.

" Chad gaya mujh par uska jaadu
Jab dekha maine use sadak ke baaju
Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
Jab dekhoo main tujhe taabu "....



:o 2)
Situation: You wanna tell your friends that love cannot be achieved by force.....

" Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha
kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
are yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha"



:cool: 3)
Situation: You are waiting desperately for your lover and she suddenly turns up....

" Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke
Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke
Nazre jama ke baithe hai rasthe pe yaar ke
dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke
dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke
laaya hai koun inhe palak se uthaar ke "

India1989
02-11-2006, 02:17 AM
lol. fantastic jokes guys. fantastic.

Monalisa
02-11-2006, 09:04 AM
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:p 1)
Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

2)
Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai ...

Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

3)
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Big Deal ! Big deal !

4)
Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
...
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)

5)
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya :p

megrisoft
02-11-2006, 09:59 AM
Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai ...

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I really like that!!!!

renu
02-23-2006, 08:32 PM
WONDERFUL mono
all shayeries r wondeful!!
i have taken them down into my diary ---so that i can continue them with my friends!
keep it up!.