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11-19-2005, 07:56 AM
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself".
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
11-23-2005, 08:22 AM
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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11-23-2005, 08:29 AM
Nice one megrisoft. GOod joke. Made me laugh.
Now take a look at this Air India joke.
WELCOME TO AIR INDIA!
ENJOY with us - don't be serious
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL ( Boniface )
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India
We apologize for the delay (72 hours only) in taking off, it was due to bad weather
and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will
end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be
landing on your village!
Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are
so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help
you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we
will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be
visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIR INDIA .......!
11-23-2005, 09:05 AM
Very nice joke and appreciate.
11-23-2005, 09:20 AM
THanks man. I am planning to make one on PIA.
But trust me Air India is still good.
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