I am informed these are real signs in English put up by innocents abroad.
The odd one is worth a titter.
The odd one is worth a titter.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each
one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then
going alphabetically by national order.
A doctor's office in Rome: Specialist in women and other
diseases.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid
red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;
roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the
country people's fashion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are
unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your
own ass?
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven
tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
A temple in Bangkok: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a
foreigner if dressed like a man.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave
in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
vigor.
wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each
one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then
going alphabetically by national order.
A doctor's office in Rome: Specialist in women and other
diseases.
On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid
red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;
roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the
country people's fashion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are
unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your
own ass?
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven
tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
A temple in Bangkok: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a
foreigner if dressed like a man.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave
in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
vigor.
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