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    Now that I am enlightened people are always asking me how I did it.

    This makes me blush, but I tell them if they work hard and conscientiously it can be done. They have to be persistent and work unceasingly before the Glory can be endowed.

    I tell them it's like doing a Google search and ending up with a million hits; you just have to go down page by page to the very last page,and when you are finally there, sure as there is a Lord in Heaven, you will have your Reward.

    And then they ask me if there is a short cut to the last page.

    That's when I loose my sagely cool and tear my halo off.

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    Can you please let me know what did you get enlightened about.
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    • #3
      o many many things!

      I am enlightened in the four fundamental forces of nature--electromagnetism,gravity,the strong and weak forces,and do you know something,I just discovered a fifth which I am gonna keep a secret.

      I am a FIVE star general in enlightenment.

      They call me Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri Mahayogi,that is when they don't call me worse.

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