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  • A Primer in Electricity

    I am just about to leave for Tonga to advice the King on all sorts of important things.I do this once a year and His Majesty rewards me with a week in his harem.

    But before I go I noticed that there are a lot of you idiots out there with no frigging idea what electricity is all about;so here is a primer for you nitwits.

    Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it forms into lightning, which is attracted to the Earth by golfers. After entering the ground, the electricity hardens into coal, which, when dug up by power companies and burned in big ovens called 'generators,' turns back into electricity... where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for beer, which passes through the consumers and back into the ground, thus completing what is known as a 'circuit'.

    Study this carefully;when I get back you are going to get tested!

    Aloha.

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    w e i r d o !

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