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    Why was the blood donation unsuccessful?
    Because it was all in vein

    Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
    It had no point.

    What's Mary short for?
    She's got no legs.

    Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?
    He wanted to work overtime.

    A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
    Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....

    What do you call two banana peels?
    A pair of slippers.

    What do you call a fish with no eye?
    Fsh

    Why does a lobster never share?
    Because it is shellfish.

    Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
    To win the nobell prize

    Why was Cinderella kicked off the cricket team?
    She always ran away from the ball !!

    Why does a traffic light turn red?
    You would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!!

    If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
    Nine

    What does one star say to another star when they meet?
    Glad to meteor!

    Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
    To draw the curtains!

    What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
    About 3000 miles!

    One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
    When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...
    Bond replies ....?????
    Dhai (2.5) another day...

    I think its enuff torture for a week...will b bak next week wid more tortures....
    Last edited by Deepmala; 09-02-2008, 12:32 PM.
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