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Old 09-06-2014, 05:35 PM
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संता (बंता से)-अरे यार, यह बता कि अक्ल बड़ी या भैंस?
बंता- रुक, सोचने दे जरा..(थोड़ी देर सोचने के बाद)
बंता- मुझे बेवकूफ समझा है क्या? पहले डेट ऑफ बर्थ तो बता दोनों के!...........




टीचर- तीन ऐसी जगह बताओ, जहां इंसान मरता नहीं।
चिंटू- स्वर्ग, नरक और..
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Old 09-06-2014, 06:10 PM
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hahhahahha....
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Hahahaha very funny.
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Old 01-11-2017, 02:47 PM
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte yaar
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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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