India Forums



Go Back   India Forums > Entertainment Chat > Jokes & Humor Forum
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 07-23-2005, 06:30 PM
sunil's Avatar
sunil sunil is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 214
Talking Drunk Driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Online Jokes


Last edited by sunil : 07-23-2005 at 07:08 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 07-23-2005, 07:06 PM
viru viru is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 80
Smile hi

Dear Sunil,

HAHAHAHAH..........

Its Nice Jok yaar, Will You Provide More........

Viru
__________________
Self Trust Is The First Secret Of Success
Speed of the Boss is the speed of the team
Be a part of the solution, Not a part of the problem
and Life Tells you Nothing, It Shows you Everything

Web Hosts Directory
SEO Directory
Computer Games
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 07-23-2005, 07:11 PM
sunil's Avatar
sunil sunil is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 214
Talking

Definitely my frieind, Here is one more for you:

An Indian boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 07-23-2005, 08:32 PM
baboons_in_the_night baboons_in_the_night is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 159
Default Since we are in the mood,here is another one.

A piece of string walks into a bar, and the bartender says to
him, "Hey buddy! We don't serve pieces of string here! Can't
you read the sign?" And he kicks the piece of string out of
the bar.

So the string is outside the bar, and decides to create a
disguise for himself to get inside. He ties his head in a
knot, and brushes out the end on top and walks confidently
back into the bar and sits down.

The bartender walks up to him handing him a drink, and
looking suspiciously at him, says "Hey... weren't you that
piece of string I kicked out of here just a little while
ago?"

The piece of string replies, "No, I'm afraid not!"
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 07-24-2005, 03:13 PM
sunil's Avatar
sunil sunil is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 214
Default One more for you my friend!

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.

"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.

"I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?"

The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer.

"I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?"

The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist.

"I don't know."
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 02:15 AM.


Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.