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    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
    L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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    TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
    L-JOHNY: George!
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    TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    L-JOHNY: Me!

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    TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
    L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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    L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
    L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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    TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
    L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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    TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    L-JOHNY: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
    L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
    same time."
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  • #2
    hhaahaaa very funny joke

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    • #3
      hahahahaha very nice joke.

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      • #4
        haha Nice Joke..

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        • #5
          hahaha

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