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    Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven.
    Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.
    He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
    "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
    Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven."
    "And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"
    Jagan

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    Once a day santa climb-up in building, which have 200 stories.

    One of Santa's friend called him Banta your son has dead.

    When he heard this he came soon early, but when he came down on 100 story then he remember, aree I have no son, and when he came on 50 story he remember, aee I m not married.

    And when he came down on last story, then he remember his name is santa not a Banta.
    Jagan

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    • #3
      Nice one jagan.

      Ok listen to this one.

      One punjabi guy was resting near a swimming pool

      THen this European guy came up to him and asked him "Are you relaxing?"
      Punjabi guy: No I am Kuldeep Singh.
      European guy: oh ok.

      Some other guy: Are you relaxing
      Punjabi guy: I am Kuldeep singh.

      Many people asked him that. Then he went around the pool and asked a guy that are you relaxing.
      They guy said "Yes I am relaxing"
      Then that punjabi guy started shouting "Then bhai go , everybody's looking for you my putter, go ahead"

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