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Old 08-02-2005, 09:55 PM
baboons_in_the_night baboons_in_the_night is offline
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Default Anyone solved this Gordion Knot?

For those who missed it,here it is again.

First one to solve it gets two free tickets to Johnny Lingam's Priapic Show.


A piece of string walks into a bar, and the bartender says to
him, "Hey buddy! We don't serve pieces of string here! Can't
you read the sign?" And he kicks the piece of string out of
the bar.

So the string is outside the bar, and decides to create a
disguise for himself to get inside. He ties his head in a
knot, and brushes out the end on top and walks confidently
back into the bar and sits down.

The bartender walks up to him handing him a drink, and
looking suspiciously at him, says "Hey... weren't you that
piece of string I kicked out of here just a little while

The piece of string replies, "No, I'm afraid not!"

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