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Old 04-10-2017, 10:54 AM
alkamonty alkamonty is offline
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Talking Punjabi Funny Shayari

Dost Banaande Chalo

Zindagi Badi Lammi Hai, Dost Banaande Chalo,
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milande Chalo,
Taj-Mahal Banauna Tan Bada Mehenga Hai,
Par Hai Ik Gali Vich Ik Mumtaz Banade Chalo…

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Lodd Pehn Te Sade Kol Aake Beh Jandi,
Galaan Mithiya Karke Jattan De Dil Kadd K Leh Jandi,
Oh Bahuti Hushiyaar C, Asin Bhole Galaan Vich Hee Aa Gaye,
Ba Vich Hoge Fail, Aj Saale Yaar V Majnu Kehke Bulaah Gaye,

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Hanju Tere Akh Meri

Hanju Tere Hon Akh Meri Hove
Satt Tere Laggey Dard Mainu Hove
Rab Kare Sadi Dosti Ini Gehri Hove
Ke Kutt Tenu Pavey Galti Meri Hove

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Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.


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A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.

"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."

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