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    Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
    Wife : thx g
    Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
    Wife : thx g
    Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
    Wife : thx g
    Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi



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    Evolutin of man:



    Shadi k pehle : I love u
    Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?

    Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
    Shadi k baad: coolie no1

    Shadi k pehle : mein NE piyar kiya
    Shadi k baad : ye mein NE kiya kiya?

    Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
    Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao

    Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
    Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay

    Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
    Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.

    Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
    Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?



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    Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
    Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
    Beta: Suraj
    Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?



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    Sardar ji to his friend: Yar badi mushkil main hoon meri biwi mujhe say aik kiss ka 100 RS leti hay .....

    Friend: acha, yar to bada lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs leti hay.
    Last edited by freshener010; 05-25-2008, 11:47 PM.

  • #2
    good jokes.
    interested.
    nice to hear it.

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    • #3
      Nice joke

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      • #4
        hahahahahhahahaa really nice jokes
        Priya Sharma

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        • #5
          Two dogs talking...

          Fido: I can't go to dog obedience school tonight.

          Spot: Why not?

          Fido: My master ate my homework.
          Neha Rani
          Success doesn't come to u , U Go To It....

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          • #6
            Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

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